At 7am this morning I was stopped cycling along Larapinta …

Comment on Indecent assault, home invasions by Matt Lemmens.

At 7am this morning I was stopped cycling along Larapinta Drive near Milner Road by a small group of kids and told to hand over my bike. I ignored them and rode on. 100 meters further I looked back and they were harassing a young tourist female walking into town. They then separated when I headed back towards them.

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