From the 1st July 2013, students of human behaviour will …

Comment on LETTER: Smoke free prisons move a step closer by Jerome Gelb.

From the 1st July 2013, students of human behaviour will witness a peculiar and rare phenomenon in Northern Territory prisons.
That will be the day that the entire financial system used by prison inmates will complete the transfer of currency from cigarettes to 2 minute noodles.
Last minute negotiations on exchange rates and pricing are ongoing and noodle manufacturers are lobbying hard to have their brand positioned at the premium end of the market.
The Department of Corrections stated today that corruption will be reduced by the elimination of cigarettes from prisons because there are only so many packets of 2 minute noodles guards can carry without being detected.

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