ALICE SPRINGS NEWS
February 18, 2010. This page contains all
reports and comment pieces in the current edition.
Busting crime: it’s that time of the
year again! By KIERAN
Last week’s announcement by Chief Minister Paul Henderson and Minister
for Central Australia Karl Hampton of measures to tackle truancy and
anti-social behaviour followed an announcement on the same issue by the
same pair at the same time last year.
Last year it was called a Youth Action Plan; this year it’s “New
The season, summer, seems to have something to do with what prompts
Monday’s announcement to “crack down” on alcohol-fuelled violence in
Darwin, also came 12 months after the announcement of a “CitySafe Night
Patrol on the Beat” for the northern city.
Among the new measures for Alice is a dedicated unit of police officers
working to address truancy.
One year ago the Alice Springs News, reporting on the Youth Action
Plan, canvassed exactly this possibility.
We wrote on February 26, 2009: “In The Centre, where the traditional
agencies policing truancy are consistently under-performing, the task
may well fall to the police, a large, disciplined and well resourced
force commanding respect.
“With luck, taking action before kids turn into criminals may well save
the cops a lot of work later on.”
Police already had the power to enforce truancy laws but now, says
Superintendent Michael White, they are “refocusing” on the problem,
working with home liaison officers and others on a “more targeted
One instrument of the approach will be requiring parents of children
with a long history of poor school attendance to “be engaged through
family responsibility agreements, which will require improved school
attendance”, according to the government’s media release.
Such agreements got off to a very slow start.
After legislation providing for them had been in force in Darwin for
eight months, only two agreements had been entered into, as we reported
in our issue of February 26 last year.
It now seems that there are five family responsibility agreements in
Darwin but still none in Alice Springs.
However there are six families in each centre, 12 all up, who “are
currently engaged with the Family Support Centres to develop strategies
to take responsibility for and manage their children’s behaviour”,
according to a spokesperson for Children and Families Minister, Kon
The spokesperson says another five families “have successfully
fulfilled” family responsibility agreements.
Supt White is the police officer who filled the position of Youth
Services Coordinator, announced as part of 2009’s Youth Action Plan.
How has this worked, the Alice News asked him, given that one year
later there still seem to be plenty of young people on the streets
getting up to no good.
“They’re not all getting up to no good,” stresses Supt White.
“Youth are often on the street for issues that are not in their control
and they are not all offending.
“Those who are offending are dealt with through the justice and
The coordination of youth services is a “big process to pull together,
starting from scratch”.
He points to the Christmas holiday program as an example of the
process. It was put in place by a number of agencies, government and
non-government, working together.
Quite a lot of the 2009 action plan has come to fruition, he says,
citing the police shopfront in Todd mall, the voluntary “no school, no
service policy” widely taken up since July, the establishment of the
Centralian Middle School.
The Youth Hub, which will house the youth diversion and crime
prevention unit and the Department of Health and Families Family
Support Centre as well as youth services of some non-government
providers, such as Congress and Tangentyere, is still in the process of
being set up on the campus of the former Anzac Hill High.
The hub’s “service delivery model” has been developed by a consultancy
and is “about to be presented to government”, says Supt White.
With some other issues for youth being addressed by bigger picture
programs, such as the transformation of the town camps, police are now
free “to work with kids and families on school attendance”, he says.
The Youth Action Plan promised to make available additional safe house
and emergency beds and the new measures include “new response
arrangements [to] be developed between Police and NTFC to provide more
immediate care for these [‘at risk’] children and find them emergency
The Alice News asked two local non-government services about safe
houses and emergency accommodation for young people.
Tracey NcNee, manager of ASYASS (Alice Springs Youth
Accommodation Support Services), says their target group, youth aged 15
to 17 years inclusive, are well catered for after gaining two extra
beds at the refuge, up to eight more beds for housing and two beds for
young mothers, all over the last 12 months.
“We are rarely at full capacity and I would not request any further
beds at this point,” says Ms McNee.
Catering for young people aged 18 years and over is a “bigger
challenge”, she says – the Women’s Shelter and the Salvation Army’s
Men’s Hostel are at capacity.
Jennifer Standish-White says the Reconnect program, working out of the
Gap Youth Centre where she is the CEO, is charged with responding to
young people aged 12 to 18 years who are homeless or at risk of
“The main challenge for us is that there are so many young people who
could be defined as being ‘at risk’,” she says.
“A month ago we had 67 on our books, with only two staff.
“We had to prioritise and find alternative support for some who do have
a home although it is not necessarily entirely appropriate.”
Some 12 to 14 year olds manage this situation themselves by doing “a
lot of bed-hopping”.
Others may be in the care of family members who are also homeless.
Reconnect was supporting one such family, including a 14 year old, on
the last weekend of January. They were camping in the river and the
program could find no accommodation for them other than a hotel.
Ms Standish-White, like Supt White, says not all youths on the street
get into trouble.
Some are there trying to avoid trouble – their ‘home’ is either “not
safe or not nice”.
It may also be in a place difficult to get to after being out with
Ms Standish-White says better transport services would take care of
some of the problems.
Supt White says 10 more emergency accommodation beds are coming on-line
this year, with their management contracted to Tangentyere Council and
The News asked him, if police went out tonight (this was last Friday)
would he be confident that there were enough safe places to take as
many young people as necessary to.
“That would depend on a number of factors, such as their age and their
family or extended family situation,” he said.
“If you can’t find anywhere and feel that they are at risk of harm by
their actions or those of anyone else, you would refer them to NTFC and
they would be placed in temporary care.
“I’m not aware of any occasion when the system was stretched beyond
capacity,” he said.
Grog rehab full of flaws, client
claims. By ERWIN CHLANDA.
When Russel Bray Junior woke up one morning in January and had no idea
what day it was, nor where his ex-wife and three small children were,
he knew it was time to act.
His out of control alcohol addiction had made a mess of his life.
He is 39. He had beaten his wife. An Apprehended Violence Order had
“I feel bad, bad, bad about it,” he says now.
He couldn’t hold down a job. He was drunk most of the time. It needed
Born and bred in The Alice, he was aware that booze was the root cause
of the town’s many serious problems.
And he knew governments are spending many millions of dollars a year on
a string of local organisations to do something about the grog mayhem.
He expected to get professional help easily. He didn’t.
On January 23 he checked into Aranda House in South Terrace (pictured),
now the residential treatment facility of the Drug and Alcohol Service
Association (DASA). Its annual budget is undisclosed.
The urgency of Russell’s admission was an open and shut case.
He completed DASA’s questionnaire about his drinking habit. If you
score 13 it means “referral is required”. Russell scored 33.
He committed to the 12 week program but says he was evicted after 13
days, which he thinks happened because he had pointed out serious
deficiencies of the operation.
Some of them are so fundamental that, if true – which the Alice News
has endeavoured to establish (see box this page) – it is
surprising DASA is allowed to continue. Russell says there are just two
counsellors for about 20 clients, giving them access to one-on-one
sessions only about once a fortnight.
Yet clients are in turmoil, says Russell: “Some are self medicating.
They detox for 10 days.
“The brain is going 100 miles an hour, not numbed with alcohol or drugs.
“That’s why we are there. The counsellors open this can of worms
and then you can’t see them again for two weeks.
“The clients are agitated and short-tempered. People break down and
“You put your arm around them, tell them to let it out.
“If you want to talk I’m here,” Russell says he would tell fellow
“This puts pressure on clients. They are untrained.
“This is DASA’s job and they’re not doing it.”
Russell says there are no proper and structured alcohol or drugs
A staff member, Bruce, had told him that DASA is “in the process of
instituting” programs but there is no time frame.
Whenever Rusell raised that subject he says he was told “there is the
door – there are no awareness programs, maybe this is not the right
place for you, maybe you should leave”.
Russell says there are no drug tests, and marijuana smoking is
The rehabilitation sessions, he says, are typically like this: the
clients meet in the morning and share their news – “Good morning,
everybody. I slept really well last night” or “I didn’t sleep very well
That is followed by several hours of boredom, some TV watching,
followed by the afternoon meeting of clients (inappropriately called
inmates by some staff, says Russell), when the latest news is
exchanged: “I was really bored today,” is the most frequent comment.
Russell was given a note book.
The only entry in it, copied from the blackboard, is this:-
I have come so far.
I have gone the distance.
I look forward.
I have serenity.
I see clearly.
I am positive.
I am strong.
This makes me happy.
“Not many clients there would know what serenity means,” he says.
He claims the nine support workers have no or inadequate training, and
make up rules as they go along, unleashing their arbitrary decisions on
the hapless clients.
The support workers would stop a client buying a newspaper during the
morning walk, he says.
They would not allow phone calls to be made, even in emergencies, or to
contact prospective employers, except at times set arbitrarily.
However, Russell says: “Some of the support workers are genuinely
concerned for the clients’ wellbeing and future prospects but feel
their hands are tied by upper management and therefore feel their jobs
are at risk if they act or ask what is in the best interests of the
Russell says he’s completed Year 11 and most of Year 12, as well as IAD
and TAFE courses in youth work and small group training.
At age 16 two IQ tests placed him among the top 7% of the population.
He’s well equipped to improve his work prospects.
Russell says Aranda House doesn’t have a full time cook.
“Clients take shifts,” he says.
“Some are from communities.
“The management doesn’t ask you whether you can cook. You are expected
“People do it in thongs, no gloves, no hairnets, in singlets, sweat
dripping off their armpits.
When Russell returned from a doctor’s appointment on his 13th day at
Aranda House a female staff said to him: “You are here to pick up
It already been packed, he claims.
He says he’s not had a drink since.
Meanwhile artist Caroline Johnson, 30, who normally lives in Hoppy’s
Camp, signed up for a 12 week DASA course at Aranda House because “I
wanted to sit down, do painting, do my job, get off the grog”.
Two weeks later she walked out of the facility “because they made me
“They talked silly language. I was upset.
“I told them I’m not coming back, go to grandmother in the Charles
Creek town camp.”
Ms Johnson says “I’ve been drinking for a long time. Started when I was
Now she is back with her grandmother, auntie, uncle: “They drink every
day, never stop.”
Meanwhile DASA keeps mum.
All DASA had to say to these disturbing allegations, through its CEO
Paul Finlay, was that it would make no comment.
The Alice News offered a full right of reply – which still stands – on
Monday morning. We even emailed a story draft, an extraordinary
privilege few journalists would offer their sources.
Soon after Mr Finlay, together with the Aranda House manager and a
counsellor, met with me.
I asked for an on-the-record conversation, but Mr Finlay asked to speak
off-the-record to begin with. I agreed, on the proviso that
on-the-record statements would follow. After about an hour
and a half we ended the conversation.
The off-the-record stipulation by Mr Finlay meant nothing that had been
talked about could be used in our report, nor could we use it for
corroboration and further investigation.
Mr Finlay undertook to give consideration to making statements
on-the-record in the afternoon. In the meantime the News
contacted the Alcohol Education and Rehabilitation Foundation (AERF) in
Canberra to seek an independent comment on DASA’s performance.
I spoke with the foundation’s public affairs officer Joanna Allebone.
I suggested we would provide information about such matters as budget,
one-on-one contact hours between clients and counsellors, the nature
and number of programs provided, accountability to funding bodies and
ways to judge the efficiency of the operation. Ms Allebone
invited me to email the information. I contacted Mr Finlay, told
him about this arrangement, and that we would hold the report for a
week to give it a broader perspective.
He told me that the Aranda House manager was preparing a response and I
said I would forward it to the AERF.
He said he would call me back at 3.30pm. When he did, he said there
would be no comment from DASA on this story.
Client confidentiality cannot be an excuse for Mr Finlay’s evasive
conduct: Mr Bray gave DASA written authority to answer any questions
about him the Alice News may be putting to them.
Erwin Chlanda, Managing Editor.
Councils still out in the cold on
town planning. By KIERAN
Almost nine years after Labor came to power in the Territory, local
government has no greater control over town planning despite early
Quoting Peter Toyne, who would go on to be Minister for Central
Australia and hold senior portfolios in the new government, the Alice
News reported on August 22, 2001 that “Labor would open up the town
planning process, shrink the powers of the Minister to override the
Development [Consent] Authority, make it fully representative, give it
a much greater autonomy from the Minister, and “link it much more
closely to local government”.
In 2010 the Minister continues to have overriding power and while local
government nominees continue to sit on the Development Consent
Authority they still do not have the right to represent the views of
the Town Council to the authority.
Their views are those of an individual authority member and have no
more weight than those of any other member.
The Town Council thus has no more standing on the authority than any
citizen commenting on an application before it, except in specified
matters such as stormwater drainage.
This is why Deputy Mayor John Rawnsley (pictured) sought to have
council decline to put a collective view on the planning scheme
amendment (PSA) to allow urban development south of the Gap.
This at present, is applicable only to the AZRI site and the
Blatherskite Valley site, proposed to be an industrial zone. But if the
amendment is adopted, this may make other urban style land releases
south of the range more likely to be approved.
In standing back from the process Ald Rawnsley wanted council to make
its core message loud and clear that it wants a greater say over town
His motion would also have had council writing to the NT Government and
the Opposition to call for increased control and decision-making
authority for council on planning issues as well as for equitable
access to financial resources for development.
The motion won support from aldermen last week but Ald Rawnsley sees it
as standing in contradiction to the other motion they supported, which
had council expressing in principle support for the PSA, as reported in
our last issue.
A council forum this Monday past agreed – “unanimously” according
to Mayor Damien Ryan – that this in principle support would be conveyed
to the DCA as council’s formal position. Submissions close tomorrow
Ald Rawnsley will now withdraw his motion at Monday’s ordinary council
meeting, but he is determined to find a way to continue his campaign.
“The key message, of demand for greater planning powers and equitable
resources, has been overtaken, as I thought it would be, by the fact of
council’s support for the PSA.
“Contrast the situation in Alice Springs with what is happening in the
“From my research I can see that 6000 lots will be rolled out in
Palmerston over the next four years and a further 10,000 are on the
cards for the new city of Wedell.
“At AZRI they have identified 1400 lots but as yet no money has
been committed to their development in contrast to the $50m that has
been fast-tracked for Palmerston.
“All that’s happening now at AZRI is a planning scheme amendment.
“A headworks study has not even been commissioned.
“The amendment process could have started immediately after the
planning forum two years ago and a headworks study could have been
commissioned at the same time.
“My main concern is that those delays and our lack of power in the
process are not our main message to government.”
Ald Rawnsley says he will work to have the statehood convention next
year support the embedding, in the proposed state constitution, of
principles of regionalisation, including a fair distribution of
He says council will also send some “strong motions” on these issues to
the AGM of the Local Government Association of the Northern Territory,
to be held in March, and attempt to bring the other regions “on board”.
“I’ll be advocating strongly on this issue whenever and wherever I
can,” says Ald Rawnsley.
56 employers south of Gap warrant
a satellite suburb. COMMENT by LIZ MARTIN OAM.
COMMENT by LIZ MARTIN OAM
An edited version of a submission by Ms Martin to Strategic Lands
Planning on the South of MacDonnell Ranges Area Plan.
I comment on the plan from several perspectives but most significantly
as CEO of the National Road Transport Hall of Fame as there are aspects
of this plan that will greatly impact the operations of our tourist
facility on Norris Bell Avenue.
I live by necessity, for security of my workplace, on site. Previous to
this however, I have spent much of the last 30 years residing with my
family south of the Gap, including [in Rangeview Estate, Palm Circuit,
Brewers Subdivision, Ross Highway and on Ilparpa Rd].
I am a member of the Alice Springs Rural Area Association (ASRAA) and,
while I do not agree with their stance on this development, I support
their right to input and the fact that we should maintain the status
quo on their residential properties wherever possible in well
established areas such as Rangeview and Ilparpa.
I have been on the committee for the Hall of Fame since its inception
in 1992. We have long supported appropriate development in this region
as we see this as crucial to both our future development as a major
tourist attraction and essential to our ongoing financial
sustainability and viability as a community based organisation.
As an Alderman on the Alice Springs Town Council I believe we need to
look at future development based on input from all tiers of government
(federal, state and local) as well as from the wider community.
I am disappointed that the Alice Springs Town Council is divorced from
having any real decision-making powers on the Development Consent
Nevertheless council still has a huge stake in the future growth of
While I personally feel that council could not bear the full
responsibility of planning, I believe our role should be strengthened
and expanded. As such, I trust we will be duly consulted at all stages
of this development.
This is not only in terms of the traditional rates, roads and rubbish
role, but also in ensuring that new developments meet council
requirements for open space, public art, traffic flow, car parks,
public transport, affordable housing and urban design that embraces the
uniqueness of our natural environment, culture, climate and solar city
I have been generally happy with what I have read about the proposals,
however would like to make the following observations and comments.
• Satellite Concept
There are many things I support about this plan particularly the new
connector road through Norris Bell Avenue linking the two major rural
residential areas through a light industrial and residential area. What
I like is that it has many of the trademarks of a satellite-like
Taking that concept to its full potential will do much for Alice
Springs particularly in relation to the current deficit in affordable
housing and rental accommodation.
This area is already rich with employment opportunities and this plan
will bring more. We need to look beyond Alice Springs development as a
local issue and consider this project from state, national and even
This is particularly pertinent given the integration of our town camps
which must see them become an integral and vital part of our community
if “normalization” is to be truly successful.
It will also enable Alice Springs to capitilise on projected mining,
industrial, pastoral and agricultural growth by becoming a major
transport hub better utilizing existing infrastructure such as the
Adelaide Darwin Railway and the Darwin Port.
• Existing and Future Business Activity
When considering the viability of the area as a residential development
it is important to consider not only the potential for future business
and commercial opportunities but existing business as well. This area
already accommodates several major employers of our population.
The great majority of their employees, I would imagine, currently
travel through Heavitree Gap to get to work and this will always be the
case to a degree.
Business south of the Gap include the Alice Springs Airport, the Alice
Springs Correctional Facility, the Joint Defence Facility at Pine Gap,
Brewers Estate, the Bohning Cattle Yards and adjoining rail facility,
the Hall of Fame and Old Ghan Train Museums, the radio station, Hetty
Perkins Home for the Aged, AZRI, the Desert Knowledge Precinct, St
Mary’s Childrens Home, Yirara College, The Alice Springs Turf Club, a
landscaping business, two plant nurseries, a sand mining quarry, the
landfill, the showgrounds, camel rides, helicopter rides, air charters,
the RSPCA, several caravan parks, a major tourist resort complete with
shop and service station, the Windmill and Vietnamese Restaurants and a
take‐away pizza shop, a housing construction business and an
accommodation facility at the old Seven Mile Aerodrome just to name a
[At a recent council meeting Ms Martin reported a tally of 56 employers
south of the Gap.]
I personally have had much difficulty seeking employees partly because
of our distance from town and partly because of the lack of any
affordable accommodation options anywhere in town.
It makes so much more sense to build a residential area south of the
Gap because so many businesses are already in the immediate AZRI
This is a factor that a satellite at Undoolya can not possibly compete
with. Additionally, the two main roads in this area – the south Stuart
Highway, the town’s only southern entrance, and the Ross Highway, the
gateway to the East MacDonnell Ranges – both create unique
opportunities for business and tourism that don’t exist in the Undoolya
There are also many town-based businesses that currently service south
of the Gap and many of these would benefit from a depot or warehouse in
this area – particularly given the proposed railway spur line and
roadtrain access to the future industrial area.
Having said that, I would like to see this project commence ahead of
Undoolya and not instead of Undoolya.
I have no doubt that mining and tourism interests and the urban drift
of indigenous peoples will cause our population to grow and the
Undoolya development will ultimately be required.
• Roadtrains and other Heavy Transports
I recommend that the roadtrain access route be along Norris Bell Avenue
parallel to the railway line spur (rather than through Karnte Rd)
ultimately connecting not only with the future industrial area but with
the railway spur at which major intermodal freight transfers are likely
The other obvious advantage to this move would be that roadtrains will
not have to backtrack to the railhead on a road with a problematic
angle through a residential area (Karnte Camp).
This is a very important consideration given that the great majority of
trucks heading into Alice Springs from south are laden while the great
majority heading into Alice Springs from north are unladen.
Multi-combination vehicles (as are the standard operating procedure in
the Northern Territory) are vital to our financial and social
well‐being given that much of Central Australia is not supported by an
intrastate railway or indeed any other fully functional or cost
effective freight mode (eg, air or water).
Perhaps it would make more sense to have the railway spur closer to the
airport so that a complete intermodal freight facility, encompassing
road/rail/air transit terminals and storage and warehousing facilities,
could be constructed.
To take this concept further, the population south of the Gap may one
day justify commuter trains running once or twice a day into town which
would reduce traffic flow through the Gap – especially if it was a free
service for locals.
• Roadhouse and Truck Stop
While I note that there is land allocated for industry, residential,
commercial and community use including commercial development such as
convenience stores, and public space, cycle ways and community
activity, I am alarmed that there has been no specific allowance for
any infrastructure to support the road transport industry.
I understand a submission is to be made to you from a major fuel
supplier requesting land for a mega‐roadhouse south of the town.
This is a need that has been identified as crucial by the Australian
Trucking Association and its member groups.
I would like to support this submission 100%, irrespective of
which fuel company is (or may be) successful.
A properly facilitated roadhouse south of MacDonnell Ranges would
benefit the thousands of caravanners and motor‐homers who use the many
caravan parks in our vicinity.
They would not have to go “back” through Heavitree Gap before
commencing their southward journey.
Also, it is a disgrace that Alice Springs no longer provides
appropriate facilities for long distance truck drivers.
This is vital not only to those freight forwarders who transit through
Alice Springs but to those whose journey begins, starts or breaks in
Alice Springs at the railhead or any transport depot. The Northern
Territory, like most states of Australia, failed miserably in the
recent national “rest areas audit” for long distance drivers.
If we are to become a major transport hub in the future, and that is
likely with the Australian road freight task expected to double by
2020, we should be looking at this issue now.
If, as stated, the new AZRI subdivision houses some 15 to 20,000 people
it will be well supported by the locals as well – again reducing
traffic through the Gap.
• Transport and traffic management
I like that the plan includes cycle ways and provision for public
transport. Both of these are essential ingredients in reducing traffic
flow through Heavitree Gap and encouraging a healthy lifestyle for both
body and environment.
I would personally hate to see an ugly bridge go through Heavitree Gap.
I would rather see a raised walkway which would not only make the Gap
much safer for pedestrians (especially those who are inebriated) but
could also serve as an educational walkway/ cycleway with great views
and maybe some story telling interpretive signage about the cultural
and environmental significance of the Gap.
The Todd River is often exposed as our greatest asset and the Heavitree
Gap as a major feature and yet we do nothing to promote its
significance or beauty. The removal of the existing walking path
through the Gap minimizes the amount of reclamation we would need to
build three lanes through the Gap.
From a tourism perspective the area south of the Gap has much
There are already several caravan parks and a hotel resort in the area
all of which are occupied at capacity in the high season.
Apart from the Hall of Fame and the Old Ghan Train there are several
night shows, adventure type flights and other tourist activities.
There is a small museum at the Old Timers, the Pitchi Ritchi Sanctuary
(which I understand is looking to re‐open in the future along with an
interpretive centre) and access to the East MacDonnell Ranges and its
many attractions. There are also the Old South Road attractions and
Stuart Highway access to places like Rainbow Valley and the Henbury
Craters and beyond.
We also have the Finke, drags, horse events, BMX, the motorbike club,
the rifle range and shooting club and a couple of under‐utilised gem
fossicking areas just to name a few.
Public art in this area must also reflect our natural and cultural
I also believe the Desert Knowledge Precinct would be the ideal partner
/ host for an indigenous cultural centre / Hall of Fame and could
combine a visitor and research centre with the development of a bush
We live in an amazingly spiritual and cultural place and we should be
leading Australia in sharing our Indigenous culture with the world.
• Short Term Accommodation
Anti‐social behaviour is a major problem in this town and much comes
from the many illegal drinking camps in the area south of MacDonnell
I really think, and I know its controversial, that some sort of
precinct or facility providing short term accommodation and camping
options for visiting indigenous families needs to be incorporated into
The volunteer spirit. By KIERAN
After 40 years of voluntary social work with the town’s youth, Graham
Ross has come out of retirement to teach young people leatherwork at
the Gap Youth Centre, which he helped set up back in 1970.
“Kids keep you young,” he says.
The youth work he and others did then after hours was all voluntary
He cites many names – Helen Daff, Joan Higgins, Michelle
Castagna, Peggy Campbell, Cath Blain, Joyce Giles, Trish Fenton, Bonnie
Presley, Amy Swan – “the grandmother of all, the big boss” – Peter
Lorraine, Marist Brothers Aiden Smith and Maurice Bainbridge, his
brother Alec Ross and Joe Schearer who taught boxing, the Johnson
family on Vanderlin Island.
The list goes on (apologies to all whose names I didn’t quite catch),
capped by the “patron saint of street kids, John Gorey”.
Mr Gorey had Yambah Station where Graham and others would take wayward
kids for a spell of horse-breaking, fencing, yard-building, to
straighten them out.
“Now kids wreck our streets – it wouldn’t have happened then.
“We’d rush them straight off to Yambah!” says Graham.
He and others would be out on the streets, finding these kids.
“You’ve got to be among them, 24 hours a day.
“We’d get the ring leader, the big bloke who knew all the others and
could run faster than us, and we’d make him into a street worker too,
put a bright orange t-shirt on him, work kid against kid.”
Once they had them, not pampering them was important.
“In 40 years of street work I never cooked a single meal for a kid,”
“They’d have to cook me a meal, I’m their uncle.”
Ways to get the kids earning some pocket money were found: politicians
like Bernie Kilgariff, Grant Tambling, Dennis Collins would organise
lawns to be mown, paying so much in wages, and much more in a donation
to the work of the youth centre.
“We got a lot of volunteers through the Catholic Church, there was a
strong volunteer spirit.
“Maybe today people just haven’t looked into what they could do to
help,” says Graham.
No queues for NT cancer patients. By
There’ll be no queuing for cancer patients at the new radiation
oncology unit at Royal Darwin Hospital, says practice manager Giam Kar,
a radiation therapist previously with the Royal Adelaide Hospital’s
Once a patient’s treatment plan has been finalised, treatment can
commence immediately in contrast to the prioritising (“triage”) that
has to go on in the “big cities”.
There’ll be capacity to spare, says Mr Kar, because the $28m unit,
funded by the NT and Australian Governments, has two state of the art
radiation machines at its disposal.
Mr Kar attended a forum at the Alice Springs Hospital on Monday night,
organised by the Cancer Council of the NT to allay local fears about
having to receive radiation treatment in Darwin now, rather than
Mr Kar suggested immediate access to treatment as an advantage that
could offset the disadvantage some might feel about not being treated
interstate where they may have more family and friendship support.
People attending the forum were “thrilled” to learn that treatment
available at the new unit will be as good as any anywhere in Australia,
says Cancer Council CEO, Helen Smith.
“They were very thrilled about the level of service and equipment at
the facility and about the quality of staff the unit has attracted,”
There were still concerns, however, about accommodation and travel
assistance, as a lot of detail has yet to be finalised.
At present it is possible to cook your own food at the accommodation
facility, or order a meal in, but there is no on-site catering.
It’s also not clear how patients will travel between the accommodation
facility, which is in the city centre, and the treatment unit.
There will be assistance, says Ms Smith, but the detail is not known.
Some 95% of Territory patients eligible for radiation therapy will be
treated at the new unit, says Mr Kar.
The exceptions will be babies and some children, as the unit does not
have a pediatric oncologist; patients requiring “brackytherapy”,
sometimes used to treat early stage prostate cancers; and some patients
requiring multi-disciplinary management.
These patients will continue to be treated in Adelaide.
The rules about who gets treated where have not changed, says Ms Smith.
The rules have always been that patients were assisted to travel
interstate for medical services that were not available in the
Now state of the art radiation therapy is available, Territorians must
use the Territory service.
“It’s extremely costly to buy cross-border medical services,” says Ms
She undertook to relay all concerns expressed at the forum to the
department and Minister.
Landscape of Centre through
English eyes. By KIERAN
You can take the girl out of England, but you can’t quite take England
out of the girl: Al Strangeways, increasingly known in town for her
skilled portrait painting, has titled her first solo exhibition,
opening at Araluen this Friday, Dappled Things.
The title is drawn from the poem “Pied Beauty” by 19th century English
poet and Jesuit priest, Gerard Manley Hopkins – a hymn of praise to
“dappled things” such as “skies of couple-colour as a brinded
cow” and “fresh-firecoal chestnut-falls”.
These are images that evoke her native landscape but remote from the
one where Strangeways has lived since 2000, working as an English
teacher, first at St Philip’s, now at Centralian, and discovering in
her down time her love of painting.
Yet her exhibition speaks of ‘things’ of the Centre – people, animals,
skies, landscapes, light.
If they’re “dappled” it’s in their shifting, elusive nature, and their
essential diversity, rather than in outward appearance.
The portraits are mostly of young people – her Year 12 class from last
In contrast to Strangeways’ award-winning portrait of “senior
Territorian” and fellow artist Dugald Beattie, who will open the show,
these are not homed in on their subject.
The artist has left room for the young people to give a sense of
themselves in their gaze and stance and in working from photographs to
paint on canvas she captures well the adolescent shift between child
and adult, between the things about them that are made and the things
that are in their making, their determination to be ‘this person’ and
yet their openness in the face of so much life to come.
Two paintings of the man who is her husband are quite different. Both
views are of a moment seized, the artist/viewer on the outside looking
in, emphasised by framing the subject through doorways, as if to say,
here’s someone but what can we know about him.
Strangeways says it is much harder to do a portrait of someone you know
Portraits of camels, in particular one, Betty from Pindan Camel Tracks
– “she’s the most beautiful and has a gorgeous temperament” –
make a bridge to the other major strand of the show, landscapes, a new
foray for the artist.
She’d been painting plein air (out of doors) in company with some of
her fellows from the Studio 12 artists’ collective, but “they were
nothing that I wanted to look at again”.
The opportunity of the solo exhibition, for which she wanted to make
fresh work, pushed her to try anew.
She began with clouds before tentatively moving down towards the
horizon and little by little allowing more of the ground beneath her
feet to enter the work.
She’d spend a lot of time looking, and training her visual memory, as
well as taking “bad” photos – “good photographs make terrible
She’d use them as a starting point, and a fallback when memory failed,
working quickly. While her portraits, the faces at least, are built up
layer upon layer, the landscapes went down in one layer, which she
found exciting. About half of the show will be made up of these small
to medium sized landscapes, oil on board.
A next project, in the cooler months and now that she’s gained some
confidence, is to do more plein air painting. What felt initially
“quite overwhelming” – entering the Central Australian landscape
tradition – is now a place into which she’ll venture.
LETTERS: Anti-cullling arguments
Sir,- Trevor Shiell in his long letter spends quite some time berating
me for using the phrase “stupid and short sighted”.
This a pity, as I did not say that.
What I said was “Talk of ‘an industry solution’ in this context is
I stand by that statement. It referred to the concept, not a person.
We Territorians are known for calling a spade a bloody shovel. In this
case strong language was warranted.
Mr Shiell made an unsubstantiated claim about ‘Egyptian interests
trying to build a $14m facility near Whyalla’.. Who? What for? Why
‘trying’? What happened?
Mr Shiell continues: “There is an industry-based solution and part of
the problem with Desert Knowledge thinking is that they think it wrong
to try to turn ‘problem’ into an industry”.
I have personal first hand knowledge here. A researcher at DK, and her
graduate student have been working on a project to make the kangaroo
harvesting industry more viable, and on ways to recruit more people
into the industry. They consulted me about the project because of my
involvement with kangaroo research in western NSW.
Mr Shiell’s comment can only be described as uninformed prejudice.
He then invokes the Meat and Livestock corporation as the solution to
My admittedly out of date knowledge of the corporation is that they
would be very wary of supporting government subsidised meat (from
whatever source) coming into the market. Likewise their very limited
research budget would be unlikely to fund research on an industry that
does not yet exist, and which has as yet no demonstrated market.
Mr Shiell continues on the subject of industry control: “There are
numerous examples of how this has been done in many different parts of
the world, and one needs look no further than .. the crocodile industry
in the Top End.”
I am happy to support the croc industry, but even the casual reader of
the NT News would be aware that it hasn’t exactly been effective in
controlling croc numbers.
I don’t have back copies of Time magazine at hand, but a google search
failed to turn up anything about a market hungry for Australian camel
meat in the Middle East.
Mr Shiell then informs us about a source (unnamed) who wanted 20 camel
skulls. Wow ! The solution to a million feral camels is at hand !
Mr Shiell then launches into a rambling discourse on camel breeding,
and the involvement of Murdoch University.
I quote from Murdoch’s website: “The camel project will utilise DNA
fingerprinting technology ... to address two major aspects of camel
ecology to define: (i) how large are populations of camels? and (ii)
what are the dispersal dynamics maintaining these populations
This is a project sponsored by the Australian Feral Animal
Control program … Desert Knowledge CRC.”
I could go on and on.
However there is one final point I would make.
An operator who has actually been involved in camel harvesting in the
Centre has been reported as saying that only 30% of animals yarded are
Which raises the question, what do you do with the 70%?
Letting them go would hardly serve the purpose of reducing camel
numbers. It would also mean subsequent yardings in the vicinity would
have increasing percentages of unusable animals.
Destroying them in the yards would be messy, and involve unsustainable
costs to remove and bury the carcases. Which leaves what? The
inescapable conclusion that “an industry solution” in this context is
Meanwhile regarding “Uluru”, (Alice News, Feb 11): If we followed your
line of thought we would still be “Stuart”. Much as we love our icon
‘Stuart’ (Traynor, that is – see page 7) “A Town Like Stuart” doesn’t
really cut the mustard.
Do we really want to go back to 12 pence, one shilling etc? Or even
worse, remember Whitworth, SAE, BSF et bloody cetera. Give me 10mm
As our current ‘poet laureate’ (must be a better aussie phrase for
that) has said, “Uluru has power”.
Camel meat for the earthquake starving?
Sir, – In answer to Trevor Shiell (Letters, Feb 11), it is a false
dichotomy to pit the lives of camels against those of Haitian
earthquake victims. First, the devastation of the Haitian earthquake is
exacerbated by centuries of French colonisation and decades of US
imperialism, which have destroyed Haiti’s economic sovereignty and
pushed its people into extreme poverty.
Second, shipping camel meat from Australia to Haiti would be a
tremendously inefficient use of resources, which would require the
Aussie taxpayer to foot the multimillion dollar bill for slaughter,
packing and shipping. Thankfully, the government is doing the sensible
thing by supporting NGOs on the ground in Haiti.
Third, until contraceptive baits for camels have been perfected, let’s
use the draw of water bores to surgically sterilise camels, and then
let them live out their lives. Killing camels to rot or to eat simply
creates a vacuum until they repopulate back to their original numbers.
Widespread and sustained sterilisation, on the other hand, would
permanently remove camels from the Australian landscape so that native
animals can be left in peace.
Let us have open minds and consider the arguments for a vegan lifestyle
free of all animal products.
Embracing the first cultures
Sir, – Hal Duell (Letters, “Who’s to blame?”, Feb 4) takes issue with
whitefellas being blamed for everything that is wrong with the life of
Indigenous Australians today. To quote him: “Australia has evolved into
a truly tolerant and inclusive nation that shows a willingness to
embrace a myriad of cultures on a fully equal basis”.
When I was a teenager I arrived in Australia on a boat (the first
post-war wave of boat people). I can testify that Hal Duell is
absolutely right when it comes to Australia being willing to embrace a
myriad of [newly arriving] cultures. So why is the Australian nation
not prepared to extend the same willingness to the myriad of cultures
that were here first? Why is it that the authorities are not prepared
to embrace Aboriginal cultures on a “fully equal basis”?
Why does the NT Education Department impose a “four hours English only”
policy on remote Aboriginal schools in places that have managed against
all odds to keep their languages?
Why does the Federal Government persist with the 500 pages of NTER
legislation (the Intervention) which clearly is not treating these
places on a “fully equal basis”? Why does the Government hold off
re-instating the Racial Discrimination Act (a broken election promise
Hal, I agree with you that you shouldn’t entirely shift the blame to
others for the circumstances you find yourself in or for your actions.
Remote Aborigines are now drifting into Alice Springs in ever
increasing numbers (“Income Management Refugees” is what I call them)
and I am told the social harmony there has been seriously disrupted.
Residents of Yuendumu have virtually no decision-making power and have
been marginalised within their own communities. Virtually everything is
controlled from Alice Springs, Darwin and Canberra.
Obscene amounts of taxpayer’s money is being spent on a multi-pronged
ethnocentric assimilationist assault. Blaming Yuendumu residents for
the current situation is like blaming civilians caught in cross-fire
for getting in the way of the bullets. Fair go!
Equal Australian citizens
Sir, – In reply to the letter from Dr G Stotz (Alice News, Jan 4) the
reference to David Price as a “Whitefella” was clearly intended as a
Mr Price is a good man, a man who genuinely works at stopping the
degradation of those who are his life, people who are suffering
due to the greed of a select few. He and his wife have taken
up the long hard battle for equality for all Aboriginal people.
Dr Stotz, let me remind you that those Aboriginal people who are brain
washed by people like yourself are not some prehistoric race that
should be isolated from the life that others freely enjoy, simply as
creatures for the likes of you to study. They are in fact equal
Australian citizens who should be enjoying the same opportunities, in
the same world as everyone else.
Our community must join the battle with Mr and Mrs Price. Evil
only exists when good men and women stand by and do nothing. It is time
to free the people from the chains of paternalism.
Sir,– The recent exchange between Dave and Jacinta Price and Dr Stotz
(Letters, Feb 4 and Feb 11) to me just demonstrates the wide gap
between political correctness and reality. It reminds me of an
encounter I had with an old friend who I hadn’t seen for a number of
In that time he had been studying Aboriginal culture in Adelaide and
had just obtained his degree, while I had been working up here in
He was so wide of the mark in terms of the realities of the situation
and yet he had a degree saying he knew what he was talking about. I
suggested he might like to take his degree out into the bush and
compare his “knowledge” to the realities of Aboriginal life.
In my opinion there are few people as qualified as Dave Price to make
comment on the problems and solutions. He lives them on a daily basis.
Sir, – Georgia Weinert’s survey of Alice Springs late teenagers (Alice
News, Dec 17, 2009), although not a robust sample, does indicate that
of those likely to be voting in Alice in the next election or the one
after, the majority do not favour a mine near Alice.
Further there is understanding that the issue is not just a not-in-our
backyard one but includes much bigger problems about the nuclear
Would the government allow mining if it were not safe, and put economy
ahead of people’s health and wellbeing? Look at the problems with other
mines and other aspects of the nuclear industry’s safety record.
Sir, – Monday’s release of the 2010 ACOSS Australian Community Sector
Survey demonstrates that vulnerable Territorians are suffering because
community organisations are under-resourced.
The ACOSS Survey found that in the Northern Territory, these
organisations are simply unable to meet the demand for their services.
Most worryingly, 77% of all those people turned away were seeking
housing and homelessness services.
Working Territorian families are finding it harder and harder to get
suitable housing and the most vulnerable people in our community –
those with mental health issues, substance misuse concerns, and
disabilities – suffer under the radar. The situation is critical
and continues to deteriorate. The government must take decisive action.
The ACOSS survey indicates that the community services who work to
assist those with housing problems and other difficulties are at
breaking point. Average staff turnover in these organisations across
the NT runs at a staggering 52%.
Wages in the sector languish almost 20% behind the salary packages
available to those doing similar jobs in government and private
The chronic shortage of housing in the Territory also makes its
difficult to attract staff from southern locations.
Territorians are entitled to a strong and stable community sector to
ensure that people in our community are happy and productive. The NT
cannot prosper if people are left behind in large numbers.
At a time when increasing numbers of Territorians need a hand-up, the
government must invest in the community sector to allow these skilled
and efficient organisations to assist families and individuals to get
back on track.
Helpful Alice traders
Sir,– Customer service is not dead!
Having travelled around Australia over the last five years, we have
seen every level of customer service, but none to match that provided
by Glenda of Central Car Rentals and Brenton at Opposite Lock in Alice
Glenda not only took the time to listen to our tale of woe (our own
truck snapped a suspension leaf), she made time to explain the terms of
our hire, offered us an esky, a fuel jerry can, water and travel
She was also the friendliest person we have met in a long time – we
even got a hug after she dropped us off!
Brenton of Opposite Lock was able to quote for our car repair over the
phone, gave us a fixed quote and even drove us back to our
Although Opposite Lock was not the cheapest, Brenton made us feel we
were a valued customer, and above all, that we could trust him.
Contrast this experience with one of his competitors, who required us
to make an appointment to sight the vehicle, didn’t keep to the
appointed time, and finally didn’t even look at the car on the hoist
“because we couldn’t work out how to turn off the disabler”.
Who would you trust with your pride and joy?
People like Glenda and Brenton make places like Alice Springs a
desirable place to visit and stay a little longer, which helps all
businesses in town.
Patrick & Elizabeth Imbert (on the road)
ADAM'S APPLE: 2010 was meant to
Although we are officially into 2010 I am still unsure as to the
correct way to say it. Is it 20-10 or is it 2000 and 10? Whichever it
is, I have found myself horribly ill prepared for the turn of the new
(Before you write in to Erwin, I know it’s not really the start of the
decade. I know that 2010 is the last year of the decade but we are all
expected to be metric and digital now so I’ll go with the flow.)
I must admit that 2010 has crept up on me. Wasn‘t 2010 the date in all
the Martian movies I saw as a kid?
I guess in my mind I expected 2010 to look and feel different than it
Why am I not wearing a silver jump suit and hopping on a shuttle to
Xandax-7? In the Martian movies, technology seemed so much cooler than
what we have now.
My sister gave me a mobile phone for Christmas. For the first time in
my life I now have a mobile phone with a camera on the back. Don’t tell
your kids, they’ll faint at the thought of life without a camera in
your pocket to take pouty self portraits at a moment’s notice.
If we are completely honest with ourselves we’d have to say that these
new fandangled mobile telephones are a bit ridiculous. Who really needs
to play a smaller fuzzier version of a computer game on their phone?
Who really needs to Bluetooth a video of a small child swinging a toy
bat straight into the crotch of their father? It’s all just gilding the
I want to know who composes the tunes for mobile ring tones.
If like me, you are a bit slow on the whole 2010 concept, let me give
you a bit of advice. If you are looking for a ring tone for your mobile
phone that actually sounds like a ringing phone, give up right now. The
grail for which you seek is as illusive as good things to watch on
television at midday.
Instead we are given a selection of “tunes” that sound like they wear
kaftans and smell of patchouli. “Ethereal Sunsets”, “Aqueous” and
“Summer Calm” are just a few of the offerings that came with my new
phone. Do they tell me that someone is trying to call or do they
realign my chakra? I’m not entirely certain.
I can just imagine some ponytailed, fisherman’s pants-wearing bloke
named Alisdair sitting in his mother’s spare room bashing away on his
Casio coming up with this polyphonic drivel. I’m pretty sure his
brother makes the film clips for karaoke songs. They’re that sort of
I’m not often a stupid man. I have my moments of idiocy but all in all
my 34 years of life have taught me the skills needed to exist without
hitting my head on something sharp. That being said I have not learned
the patience required to set up my mobile phone without swearing at the
customer service hold music.
I know that the call has been diverted to a large pre-fabricated
building somewhere in a business district in a city somewhere in
South Asia. I have no problem accepting the idea of outsourcing. In a
global community the whole globe gets involved. What I do have a
problem with is that once I am finally connected to a real living
person in the aforementioned call centre, they have to pretend that
they are talking to me from Glenelg.
“Good afternoon sir, this is Kevin. How may I assist you?”
I’m sorry, but I will bet the lives of my yet to be conceived children
that your parents did not name you Kevin.
How pathetic do these companies think we are that they believe we won’t
discuss the connection of our newly acquired mobile phones with a man
named Ranjit? A guy named Ranjit sold the phone to my sister in the
2010 was meant to be cooler. We were meant to be beaming up Scotty by
now. Where is my phaser, my teleporter and my holographic television?
I’ll tell you where they’ve gone. All the brilliant minds that were
meant to be working on these inventions are making a small fortune
developing the technology to make it faster and easier to download
Move over missionary, misfit and
mercenary. By POP VULTURE
Have you ever wondered what it would be like if Sunday School went out
drinking with the devil? Well you need wonder no more, because the OK
Sluts play it out theatrically.
It’s a musical and stage performance centred around that educated
journey from south to centre, a missionary quest to the remote
community, and the involvement that willy willys about it. Not so much
touching on issues as molesting them!
This is the funniest thing to take root locally, finally something that
both satirises and throttles the idea of the missionary, misfit and
mercenary tag that is attached to any person who migrates to Central
Verse, music and cabaret, dirty surf guitar, cheese and chimes keyboard
and a lyrical sense that digs deep into the dirt of western culture out
of time and place in the desert.
With a strong emphasis on targeting the missionary life style, they use
a wry wit laced with a kind of dark sunshine humour reserved for people
that have seen it flow three times or more, or maybe not.
The quartet, Beth Sometimes, Matt Hill, Hannah-May Casper and Melissa
Kerl, draw first hand experience with a knife, dissecting popular
culture songs and inserting a dark humoured cutlery piece to come up
with their own brand of musical theatre.
In-house references are piercings all over this body of work, the “My
Aborigines are better than your Aborigines” song, a testament to the
show’s originality and knowledge.
It made me think that two wrongs don’t make a right but four definitely
do. Ending with a fantastic retrospective piece about the Melanka’s
nightclub scene, a bubblegum cesspool of lunchbox debauchery, with
sticky floorboards to end all sticky floorboards.
If you didn’t understand what all that means, it doesn’t matter. The OK
Sluts made me deeply miss that hole of a place. Given the sudden venue
change (the original venue at the claypans became a last minute ditch
in favour of the KI Warehouse.It was at the cost of cacophonous sound
engineering) and the fact that more rehearsal time is needed (to the
point of physical conflict between band members) before this show heads
to the Adelaide Fringe.
Its final result should evolve into nothing short of exceptional,
number one with an operatic bullet.
How this act is perceived and received south of the border should only
make better the story of this blueprint for shady hilarity.
How to attract tourists with
mulga. Naturally with ALEX NELSON.
North of the MacDonnell Ranges is an extensive plain covered, for the
most part, with mile after mile of mulga scrub.
Most people find it monotonous to travel through – they would empathize
with the opening verse of A. D. Hope’s famous poem ‘Australia’: “A
nation of trees, drab green and desolate grey; in the field uniform of
First impressions always mislead – this is a country where nothing is
as simple as it seems.
Mulga is the most widespread and dominant of the hundreds of species of
wattles (Acacias) in Australia and the pre-eminence of mulga in Central
Australia is the reason why mulga groves have been established at the
Olive Pink Botanic Garden (OPBG).
There’s no question that mulgas do look drab and grey while enduring
extended periods of heat and drought (I would, too, I reckon). This was
certainly the case with the mulga at OPBG during the hot dry summer of
So my attention was caught one afternoon in late March 2005 when I
noticed a mulga smothered in golden blooms, and two more nearby also
putting on a less showy display of flowers. This was intriguing – what
had prompted these plants to put on such a display when all else
remained “desolate grey”?
The answer was quickly apparent – a dripper hose had burst apart, and
each time the irrigation was automatically switched on these lucky
individuals were getting flood irrigated.
Each mulga at the OPBG was regularly watered with a single dripper but
it was apparent this was insufficient for their needs and not
reflective of the natural conditions to which mulgas are adapted.
I sought and gained permission from the curator, the late Clarry Smith,
to trial a different approach. During about two weeks of April 2005 I
systematically watered the main mulga grove (near the car park) with
sprinklers. Each night one or two sprinklers were allowed to run for
about 12 hours then relocated to adjacent positions for the following
nights until the grove was completed.
This method imitated heavy rainfall (from memory the sprinklers emitted
the equivalent of about 40mm rainfall in each position), which I
expected would “break the drought” for the mulgas.
The trial worked like a charm. The mulgas rapidly greened up, sprouting
new foliage and buds.
During May and June the entire grove erupted into a spectacular blaze
of golden blossom, which had a further consequence.
The late Barry Bucholz was a regular visitor to the OPBG. Barry is well
remembered for his prominent role in Central Australia’s tourism
industry – he was also a renowned bird watching enthusiast (or
Early one Sunday morning (when the mulgas were in full bloom) Barry was
enjoying a cup of coffee, and in the space of about five minutes
casually observed 12 different species of birds in one tree.
Seven species were honeyeaters, including a grey honeyeater. Barry sent
an email to his bird enthusiast friends in which he listed all 12
species of birds he had seen on that one brief occasion.
Now if you think mulgas look drab, it’s nothing compared to grey
honeyeaters. These tiny nondescript secretive birds specialize in
avoiding drawing attention to themselves.
They are probably more rarely seen rather than rare, and not much is
known about them – but they do like living in mulgas. But it’s these
characteristics of obscurity and elusiveness that make sighting of a
grey honeyeater a high priority for many birdwatchers.
The news that grey honeyeaters could be seen with ease in the mulga
grove at the OPBG prompted an amazing response.
For the rest of 2005 twitchers from around Australia regularly dropped
in seeking to glimpse a grey honeyeater – most were rewarded.
There were even people on flight stopovers at the Alice Springs Airport
who raced in to Olive Pink to spend 10 to 15 minutes to spy a grey
honeyeater before rushing off to catch their flights out.
This effect lingered on over the next two years.
All this from chucking on sprinklers for a few nights and an email –
now how easy is that?